Sh0wdowN

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Background (Source #1)

There are claims that there were old parchments and scrolls found under some ruins in a far-away barbarious country, and rumours have it that it was an autobiography of Sh0wdowN written in hieroglyphs. Apparantly a translator interpreted the message to the following:

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

Background (Source #2)

There has, from time to time, been suspicions regarding the rise of Sh0wdowN. Certain rumours allude that Sh0wdowN has a direct connection to the Transformers, and, in fact, might be one himself. Some investigators deduced that if Sh0wdowN is a transformer, he is probably a computer-type, thus granting him access to GF.

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